[Somebody Told Me - The Killers]
Jessica holds up a piece of paper with RESPECT written on it and rips it in half. She gets up to turn off the music... I think and gives you a peace sign.

Hey ya guys, this is Jem. Um yeah like from my website I think it's like Jem- Jemja- Jemjabunkle or something.

Okay, there's this girl and her name is Jessica and she owns swimchick.net and my god, like double-u-tee-ef oh-en-gee (note: I'm pretty sure she said EN instead of EM) that site is like oh-en-gee. The first thing that is wrong with it is because it doesn't even look anything like my site. For like any site to be nice, it has to look like mine. That's why most of my commenter's basically just have the same you know, website style.

She has that she's seventeen and then like next to that she has like eighteen on September 25. Okay you guys, I passed my year six S.A.T.'s I'm like one of the smartest kids in like the world. I don't know if you turn like two years one year and maybe you know you'll turn twenty, twenty-five another year, you know maybe they're random numbers. Can you like just add September 25, 2007 because like nobody is gonna be that smart to figure that out. Gawd.

And then another thing is she basically just stole all her contents. Did she even make anything herself? [scoffs] Okay like she made the brushes, the textures, some backgrounds, you know, the msn icons, the aim icons who the hell cares? Okay you basically stole everything else.

Okay, you know in a way I sort of feel sorry for her. I mean, even if I'm the one who wastes their Saturdays writing reviews about websites and reading books and completing word searches about animals (it kind of cuts off there). Even if she has a couple of advertising offers, you know, she gets comments on her blog, she has decent hits I'll say, and her graphic skills are okay... I still kind of feel sorry for her.

I got a frickin' animal word search trophy from this other site doesn't it like, show you something. I also got a Harry Potter one and a movie search one. That's three trophies you guys, yeah what now, three trophies. Do _you_ have three trophies? No.

And let's be honest you guys, I make these words for a reason. I find that, you know, insulting people works best, um for some odd reason, I don't know. If I don't criticise and insult people's websites they'll think I'm sugarcoating it, you guys and I don't want people to think that I'm nice.

In the end I have more online friends than her. Okay and even if my layout basically consists of a side image you know and a font here and there and some text, my content is really good you guys.

Okay, one amazing thing I have is the about me page, like I tell you that I'm anti-social and I like have pictures of my family and why the hell I do that... (she trails off and shakes her head there). Tsk and I want to sell them so if you wanna buy them they're like twenty-five cents, they're on clearance you guys.

Another thing is that I have this page where I write all the books I've read and I rate them and I have all the books that I'm going to read on the bottom. And it's like so exciting you guys, every time I read a new books it's like "OMG I finally get to update that page!".

And then we have the reviews, you know, because god forbid anybody run their site the way they wanta and god forbid they code the site the way they want to. Or god forbid they just do something I don't like. I mean I know it's not my site, but what's your point?

You are so not in a popular group online [makes a stop sign with her hand... you know what I mean].

The whole respect issue and she really, like wants us to respect her, like when she steals stuff and you know her coding is invalid HTML.

I still think people should respect me because- [Shut Up - The Black Eyed Peas plays while she makes flapping motions with her lips. Then she gets upto turn the music off] Sorry about that, like I don't even know how that came on.

I mean have you seen my layout you guys, do you know how long that took me? It took me like five hours and like that takes a lot of skill. So look at Jess's layout, it looks like, you know, she made it in MSPaint. I mean they should still respect me because I'm popular online....

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